Great Sex… Are You Getting Any?
Friday, January 06, 2017
Okay ladies, I’m giving you
diamonds and pearls here, so please pay close attention. I will share
some strategies for turning a so-so lover into a lover who CAN and WILL rock
your world…with a few carefully laid hints.
You
meet a guy, you’re into him—he’s into you, things are going so well, until…he
sucks in bed. His technique is lacking and he’s doing that annoying thing with
his tongue/hand/leg (take your pick). You finally ask yourself, “How did he get
this far knowing so little?” Finally you’re thinking about the last slice of
vanilla cake in the refrigerator OR you’re envisioning the cute expensive shoe
you saw on Instagram. It’s never a good sign when your mind leaves the bedroom
and into a department store. Then, you hope that your boring lover will just
cum so that you can get some damn sleep.
A lot of women usually suffer
in silence, tsk-tsk. OR you can teach an old dog some new tricks. Let’s get one
thing straight! Making a guy better in bed is actually about making sex better
for you, period. And believe it or not, despite the sexual revolution and
women’s lib, lot women are still Victorian in their thinking and are afraid to
ask for what they want in bed.
Fortunately, there are women
like myself who are bold and assertive and know how to ask for what we want
instead of planning shopping sprees in the middle of sex. So now, pay
attention, because basically, it’s all about honest communication:
The
Orally Challenged Spitty Kisser
A lot of guys do not know how
to kiss, period. Some kiss with tight lips locked up like fort knox. Some kiss
very drooly, like a teething baby (are you dry-heaving yet?). You can do the
immature thing during a make-out session and grab a towel to wipe your
mouth…and if he continues, you fetch a mop…that being said, I like to also add
that a lot of guys don’t know how to please a woman orally either. For most
women, this flaw is a complete deal breaker. It’s not something you can teach.
I of course disagree. You can’t go in thinking that you’re going to get perfect
sex every time. If you really like him and think he’s worth the time, work with
him…simply ask him, “How do you like to be kissed?” Believe it or not, most
guys are open and upfront about discussing it. Soon, after you do this, he’ll
be eager to emulate and reciprocate. Once you have an open line of
communication going, you can continue telling him what you like and how.
The
Speed demon
For a lot of men, anticipation
is simply too much for them…more than they can handle. If he’s that way, maybe
you shouldn’t build it up too much. If you’re going to see him that night,
don’t send dirty emails or leave sexy phone messages, because as he watches you
disrobe…one part schoolgirl outfit, one part striptease, he’s already
ejaculated in his shorts and it’s good night Tyrone.
The
Jack hammer
You ever had a guy nail
you…literally, like an oil derrick? You feel like a piece of meat, right? Don’t
hurt his feelings, girls. Men’s egos are very fragile and not as resilient as
they’d like to think, so go easy on him. Give subtle directions with
compliments—it’s all in the way you approach it. Tell him gently to slow down
or “Wow, that feels good when you’re gentle”, and quickly follow it up with,
“but don’t stop”. The results will please you…and him.
Nipple
Pinchers/ Biters
Apparently, some lying
heifer…or Rottweiler puppy, told some guy, and he told some other guys, that it
felt good to us for them to chew and suck on our nipples as hard as they can.
Listen up girls, if you want to keep your nipples, you must show him what you
like. Try it on him what you want done to you. Then, do it his way, rough and
gnawing cannibal like…he’ll get the message.
When
he thrusts your head
Women don’t you hate that? This
is a pretty common move from most guys while you’re giving them Fellatio.
Sometimes when you attempt to lift your head for air, they misinterpret that to
mean you’re done; so they thrust your head harder, thereby gagging you with
their member and making you dry heave. Soooo not sexy. So, this is what you
should do. Get several scarves and tie his arms behind his back and also blindfold
him. Whisper in his ear, “I run this show…you simply relax and enjoy the ride.”
And he will.
To Be Continued On The Next
Article…
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